The Importance Of Being A Nobody

Why do so many people want to excel at what they do, and become famous and prominent when there are so many advantages of being a “NOBODY”? 

“NOBODYS” are almost never charged with personal responsibility for themselves and for other people 

There aren’t many expectations from “Nobody” –  a small insignificant powerless person is not expected to excel at caring for themselves or for others; not expected to contribute anything of value

A “NOBODY” doesn’t get sued in court because he/she is judgment-proof

A “NOBODY” doesn’t pay child support because he is  a deadbeat

A “NOBODY” is not an expert in anything so he is not held to a high standard of professionalism or knowledge of things – if anything bad happens experts get all the blame and if “NOBODYS” don’t cause any trouble they already get a lot of credit

A “NOBODY” never attracts the IRS attention because she is poor and is not required to pay taxes

A “NOBODY” can never be a target of a #metoo witch hunt because NOBODY is not rich or famous or powerful – so greedy and manipulative #metoo opportunists can not take advantage of him

A “NOBODY” is always a victim and never a perpetrator so NOBODY always has a right to be needy, always begs for something but is never expected to give anything in exchange 

A “NOBODY” with an unremarkable appearance is never a target of jealousy and a ‘NOBODY” with little money is never a target of ENVY by others

Despite one “NOBODY” being powerless many NOBODYs are very powerful as a group: they gang up on someone who is a SOMEBODY out of jealousy and greed and are very capable of destroying SOMEBODY with their mob power. In fact, NOBODYS enjoy attacking successful people, intelligent people, and beautiful people – like a pack of hyenas, they get together and attack a better individual if he/she shows any signs of weakness to them; such as sympathy or compassion to NOBODYS. Sometimes NOBODYS even attack powerful prominent people if they stand in their way – than NOBODYS have to form a larger pack and get smart to generate the right strategy to attack the prominent “GIANT ” that can crush any one of them easily but may be vulnerable to a coordinated attack by multiple NOBODYS.

In a high school setting NOBODY’s form gangs or cliques to go after outcasts or whoever is smarter or more good-looking; in the workplace environment NOBODY’s engineer intrigues against a coworker who performs better than lazy and primitive NOBODYS and gets raises from the boss; disloyal and/or disgruntled NOBODYS who get fired for poor performance inevitably bite their employer like a snake with the venom of frivolous lawsuits; in politics, NOBODYS tend to unite against the charismatic and popular leader to bring him down

Whatever you do in life, always beware of NOBODYS with overblown unsubstantiated egos  – they are petty, passive-aggressive, jealous, conniving, aggrieved, and profoundly evil individuals with malicious agendas.

Unfortunately, our society is moving away from merit-based hierarchy to the tyranny of NOBODYS. Under these conditions, being a NOBODY may be more beneficial to you, than being a SOMEBODY, being successful, and being better than others. If you happen to be a NOBODY by nature and have no ambitions other than bringing down more successful people  – you probably need not worry about anything except if other NOBODYS consider you too successful or somehow better off than they are. If you are a successful, intelligent, good-looking person with a well-substantiated ego to back it up with and some ambitions in your hungry mind – you have to get paranoid, maybe pretend to be a NOBODY, or unite with other successful individuals to fight the NOBODYS but you won’t be able to continue doing “business as usual” and need to get ready for the TYRANNY OF NOBODYS!